“Levi? Can you please hold the baby while I pump? I have to take Trig to the doctor.”
“Levi?”
“Levi?”
“Levi!”

“Huh?”

“I have to pump. Please hold your [son/daughter]?”

“What did I tell you, Bristol?”

“What?”

“Never … interrupt … me … during … Grand Theft Auto 3! Oh, and by the way, my friends are all staying over tonight and probably for a week for the skateboarding festival. Hope that’s okay. And then I’m going to Daytona for a week. And can you order me and my new girlfriend here a pizza? This game gets us hungry. Plus – your mom called. She says stay married or you’re cut off. I thought I told you not to give her my cell.”