Only the Cruelest Mother Would Force Her Daughter to Marry a 17-year-old Boy
“Levi? Can you please hold the baby while I pump? I have to take Trig to the doctor.”“Levi?”“Levi?”“Levi!” “Huh?” “I have to pump. Please hold your [son/daughter]?” “What did I tell you, Bristol?” “What?” “Never … interrupt … me … during … Grand Theft Auto 3! Oh, and by the way, my friends are all […]